Madden Week 7 Report 2005

Oct. 30, 2005 -Is the Playmakers Fantasy Football League infiltrated by immigrants


Sorry this post is late, Cutthroat Pirates had a death in the family Friday night. Thanks to all for your support. We would also like to take time and give our thoughts and prayers to Bartow Ford and his family for the lost of his grandfather.

Here is this weeks Madden Report I hope you find the Humor in it after a rough week for some of us. Well after a week of silence by Madden, a lot (ok two owners have been active). First it seems that the Terror Squad attacked a lot of owners this week. First he went after Gang Green, who he conquered and defeated. Nice boxing photo!

The sad thing is Gang Green has no comments maybe he is really knocked out, because he sure is knocked out of playoffs in this league. Then Terror Squad calls Daddy Mo Bucs and SUKMYDITKA (as he puts it) two pussies for their lack of participation in this league. Do you think they would write an article and defend themselves? HELL NO.

Terror Squad keeps reeking havoc on this league. It seems that only the Knights stopped him for one week, but he is back, only fitting since it is Halloween weekend and Terror is terrorizing this league.

Okay, here is the facts. ICE from the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency contacted the commissioner of the Playmakers Fantasy Football League. It seems the Terror Squad identified an illegal immigrant in this league. However, Detroit Latin Stars turned around and advised, “I am an US born citizen you fuck head. If you think I came to this great country in a raft you must have me mistaken with the New York brothers who left the Panama canal for the dumps of N.Y. those two fuckers cant speak a word of Spanish.” Add the fact that we do not know if Terror Squad is really a terrorist cell operating for Osama Bin Laden. ICE is all over my ass. To fix this problem next years draft a green card is required at the draft with a SSN card. Oh yeah, I was suppose to write how Detroit Latin Stars kicked N.Y. Knights ass. Read his article about it.

Madden Week Seven Awards:

Team of the Week: Terror Squad with 122 points
Player of the Week: Lamont Jordan with 34 points
Game of the Week: Terror Squad vs. Gang Green
Def of the Week: Falcons Def all 22 points
Most Improved Team: Detroit Latin Stars has turned it on.
The Shit Team: Open due to extreme circumstance

Records to break:
Highest points in a game: Boston Beer Works with 140
Lowest points in a game: Bartow Ford with 61
Tie with 100 points scored N.Y. Knights and Detroit Latin Stars
Team undefeated: Bartow Ford 3-0 (Season Record for this League) (Ends at 3-0)
Biggest Rival to date: Terror Squad VS N.Y. Knights/Gang Green
Team to end the Undefeated streak: Superdestroyers over Bartow Ford
Lowest number of Articles: (tied)Gang Green, SUKMYDITKA, (1 each)