Madden Week 5 Report 2005

Oct. 13, 2005-Madden preparing for WAR (N,Y. Knights vs Terror Squad)

Well it seems Osama Bin Laden has come out of hiding and is once again targeting the N.Y. Teams of the Playmakers fantasy football league. Well, N.Y. never fear Sgt Slaughter "the Words" Madden is here.

It seems Terror Squad keeps calling the N.Y. Brothers out and keeps attacking them where it hurts: The losers column.

Now for the same old story, we are into the six week of football and still SUKMYDITKA and Daddy No Talks are silent. I know that Daddy No Talks plays Cutthroat Pirates this week and he is just scared of getting his ass kicked again, so he won‘t talk trash.

SUKMYDITKA has no reason for not being on here and talking trash, like we all thought he would. Hell, he is tied for second place and has the win over Cutthroat Pirates and still silence.

As for the rest of the league. There are some good teams that just are not getting it done. N.Y. Knights and Boston Beer Works. Two teams that might come on as powerhouses as this season moves on. Superdestroyers and Bartow Ford are still in the race and tied for second place in their divisions. Terror Squad led by Osama is in first place in his division. N.Y. Knights and Gang Green are two games out, but if Osama has his way with New York Knights again it will be lights out for this team.

Gang Green might just be through for the season with his players dropping like Osama hit them with Anthrax. As for Detroit Latin Stars, he is another owner who is silenced by his record. I think Matt Millen is trying to take over this team as well. Get real he has already fucked up the Detroit Lions.

Madden Week 5 in review:

gang green 92
N.Y. Knights 101

Nothing like a game that puts family at odds. The stronger brother, not bigger came out on top. N.Y. Knights have a lot to fight for with Osama calling him out. Lets see if N.Y. Knights will be the superpower or the 3rd world country this week against the Terror that haunts him. Gang Green will be placing his entire team on IR this week.

Boston Beer Works 73
Terror Squad 87

Another close game which came down to Monday night football. Boston Beer Works should have won. He had the right players going into the game, but like a limp noodle, they just could not get it up for the challenge.

DADDY MO BUCS 97
Superdestroyers 88

Wow, Daddy No Talk won a game. Yes, we know it is your second win. It just might be your last win though. Superdestroyers dropped to DMB, OUCH, a division game. I think this team just might be cooling off.

Cutthroat Pirates 82
Bartow Ford 78

Well Well, it seems Fords are not so tough after all. Bartow Ford is having to pay a heavy tow fee and they are having to pull all their vehicles out of the sea. It seems Cutthroat Pirates and The Terror Squad might just be on a one way collision course known as the Super bowl.

Detroit Latin Stars 100
SUKMYDITKA 120

Ok we all know the deal…CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP. And once again silence.

Madden Week 5 Awards:

Team of the Week: SUKMYDITKA with 120 points
Player of the Week: The Colts Def. 33points
Game of the Week: Terror Squad vs. Boston Beer Works
Def of the Week: Colts Def 33 points
Most Improved Team: SUKMYDITKA (started strong, went sour for a few games, but are back.)
The Shit Team: Boston Beer Works 73 (lowest points scored this week)

Records to break:
Highest points in a game: Boston Beer Works with 140
Lowest points in a game: Superdestroyer with 63
Tie with 100 points scored N.Y. Knights and Detroit Latin Stars
Team undefeated: Bartow Ford 3-0 (Season Record for this League) (Ends at 3-0)
Biggest Rival to date: Terror Squad VS N.Y. Knights/Gang Green
Team to end the Undefeated streak: Superdestroyers over Bartow Ford
Lowest number of Articles: (tied)Gang Green, SUKMYDITKA, and Detroit Latin Stars (1 each)