Madden Week 4 Report 2005

Oct. 4, 2005 -Don't you love football, and fantasy football as much as me? DA BEARS...

Hello Sports Fans, John Madden here. Madden would like to take this time and thank this weeks sponsor “EA Sports” Madden 2006, Remember, “ If Its In The Game, Its In The Game”.

Well week four is over and I am sad to say, we are a quarter the way through the football season. However, we got to look at the new WTC, thanks to Gang Green. Madden would also like to thank Gang Green for waking up and contributing to this league, but I do not think Boston Beer Works is happy about it now.

Madden would also like to congratulate the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on a 4-0 start and beating those sorry ass Detroit Lions. I guess I won’t get to see that article from Detroit Latin Stars. How about Kevin Jones? He is about as good as Joey Harrington. Do not worry Detroit Latin Stars, just do what Charlie Rogers did, smoke it up. I got three words for you, OUT OF BOUNDS!

Well the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cadillac got dinged up, and from the looks of things Bartow Ford is dinged up. As it stands to date, Terror Squad is the Crimson Division Leader at 3-1. The Titanium is a littler tighter, but as it stands Cutthroat Pirates rrrrrrrr the Division Leader at 3-1. Bartow Ford is 3-1, but loss to Superdestroyers. Superdestroyers are 3-1, but loss to Cutthroat Pirates.

It was nice to see more articles this week. Gang Green and Boston Beer Works heated things up this week. I must tell you all that Superdestroyers posted another article, but it was not in the league news area. It was on the message board in the lower right corner. He said once he figures his slot player out, he will figure out where the articles go. (At least he is writing articles DMB, SUKMYDITKA and Detroit Latin Stars. Lets get this week going:

Week 4 in review:

gang green 103
Boston Beer Works 97

Well this game got heated after The article “Gang Shit” came out. Madden thought that Boston Beer Works was going to take it to Gang Green. I think all the N.Y. Bashing by Terror Squad pissed this team off. Good close game, however both teams are 1-3, but in this division 1-3 is tied for 3rd place and 2 games out of first good close fight in this division. Boston Beer Works is Madden’s sleeper team in this division.

Detroit Latin Stars 74
Terror Squad 83

Not much can be said about this game. Every one knew Terror Squad would win. Terror Squad is King of his Division. Detroit Latin Stars are following their NFL counterparts Detroit Lions and are 1-3. Detroit Latin Stars there is always next year. However, you are only 2 games out of first. Wait until that Pussy of a team Terror Squad plays the real teams in Titanium Division, Bartow Ford and Cutthroat Pirates will fix that record.

Superdestroyers 97
Bartow Ford 91

Well Well the might Bartow Ford fell. It seems that the Fords got banged up this weekend and AAA was not working. The sad thing for this team is that they face Cutthroat Pirates this upcoming week. After Sunday those ford’s will be not only banged up but they will be swimming. You are not so FORD TOUGH now are you. The Superdestroyers are still a shocking team, at 3-1 they are still in the running for first place. This team is the team that everyone needs to watch out for. Slot player and all this team is Tough.

SUKMYDITKA 110
DADDY MO BUCS 95

Silence………………………………............................(just like these owners) Chirp, Chirp, Chirp (the sounds of crickets) then a long silence………………………………

N.Y. Knights 95
Cutthroat Pirates 112

The game of the week, also the team of the week is found here. Cutthroat Pirates owner had the privilege of being at Raymond James Stadium with the New York Knights owner, and SUKMYDITKA‘s owner. As the owner of the Cutthroats Pirates turned on the laptop computer, he got a headache seeing that he was getting his ass handed to him by the N.Y. Knights. Then the ever so silent SUKMYDITKA chimed in and asked a stupid question, “Why don’t you write a bad article about Cutthroat Pirates in the Madden report”? Well, as N.Y. Knights put it kindly, “There is nothing bad to write about, YET”. For those that really know me and have been playing fantasy football with me for a while, I have dogged my team, I have received the Shit Award a few times. Do not be mad SUKMYDITKA, if you want a bad article on Cutthroat Pirates then bring it. But like always I here the chirps from the crickets and nothing else from you. N.Y. Knights you have a good team and are still tied for third place. You also are only two games out of first place. Plus you got a "give me" win this week win you kick your brother GANG GREEN ass. Cutthroat Pirates are in first place and will run away with the lead after I go joy riding in a Ford and drive it into a lake.

Madden Week 4 Awards:

Team of the Week: Cutthroat Pirates with 112 points
Player of the Week: Peyton Manning with 34 points
Game of the Week: N.Y. Knights 95 VS Cutthroat Pirates 112
Def of the Week: The Falcons with 25 points
Most Improved Team: Gang Green
The Shit Team: Detroit Latin Stars 74 (lowest points scored)

Records to break:
Highest points in a game: Boston Beer Works with 140
Lowest points in a game: Superdestroyer with 63
Tie with 100 points scored N.Y. Knights and Detroit Latin Stars
Team undefeated: Bartow Ford 3-0 (Season Record for this League) (Ends at 3-0)
Biggest Rival to date: Terror Squad VS N.Y. Knights/Gang Green
Team to end the Undefeated streak: Superdestroyers over Bartow Ford