Madden Week 3 Report 2005

Sep. 29, 2005 -Bartow Ford is on Fire, even Tough Actin Tinactin can not put out their fire.

First Madden would like to thank this weeks sponsor Tinactin. Bartow Ford is so hot that Tough Actin Tinactin can not put out their fire.

Well ladies, week 3 is over and things are getting hot. First we need to take a moment of silence for New York. It seems that they were victim of another terrorist attack. Ok lets face it that was no real terrorist attack, just a poor attempt of humor by the Terror Squad.

We try to be men with dignity, we try to be men with honor, but Terror Squad’s owner, knows no couth. What if we said, it is a shame that Hurricane Rita did not hit Dallas, Texas and destroy that sorry ass team known as the Cowboys. It would have been nice to see Roy Williams stuck up Parcels fat ass due to Rita’s force.

Terror Squad you are my friend bro, but all I can say is the wrath of God, and the New York brothers just might be upon you. Be careful in your next boxing match, I think it might turn out bad. You could end up like Christopher Reeves. Nobody wants to put your wife through that hell. However, Madden will give you credit for having balls. Nobody else in this league has balls. I think everyone, but N.Y. Knights, Bartow Ford, Terror Squad, Cutthroat Pirates and Boston Beer Works are a bunch of powder puff teams, who’s owners are pussies and afraid to talk trash.

Don’t be pissed at Madden, I just call it like I see it, and I see no articles from Gang Green, DMB, SUKMYDITKA, Detroit Latin Stars, and Superdestroyers.

Now for the real story the only undefeated team in the Playmakers Fantasy Football league is Bartow Ford at 3-0. This owner is number one at selling vehicles in this county and is number one in this league. Congrats Bartow Ford. But your days just might be numbered. You have only played one real team this year and that is Boston Beer Works. The other 2 teams were sorry and at the bottom of the division. Yes, SUKMYDITKA did beat the Pirates in the first week, but that was a fluke. That team might just be the sorriest team in the league. I know one thing for sure, he is the sorriest owner in the league. He never gets on here and he is the only team to not do an add/drop. Where are you SUKMYDITKA. Wake up it is football season and fantasy football means trash talking among friends. You are becoming a very boring owner. I know you are still crying because your sorry ass Steelers could not beat the World Champs. GET OVER IT, $400 dollars is on the line. WAKE UP.

Oh yeah, Gang Green, I know your team sucks and the Jets suck also, but where are you at. I do not think that you have posted one article to date. I see you let your brother fight your battles for you.

Superdestroyers, Detroit Latin Stars, SUKMYDITKA and Daddy Mo Bucs (that name cracks me up) I know you are new to Fantasy Football, it makes it more fun when you guys talk trash, just ask Terror Squad (WOW).

Now maybe this will put a boot in some owners ass and get them fired up.
Now lets look at WEEK 3:

DADDY MO BUCS 131
Gang Green 84

Well it seems that DMB just might have found a quarterback, and his other quarterback woke up. Nice game, but any buddy can beat Gang Green.

Terror Squad 109
N.Y. Knights 97

The team with no couth took it to the N.Y. Knights. Bad luck karma and all. Terror Squad is 2-1 and in charge of his division.

Detroit Latin Stars 91
Boston Beer Works 140

WOW, Boston Beer Works woke up and took it to the Detroit Latin Stars. Be Ware Boston Beer Works may be unstoppable from here on out. This is the Team of the Week with 140 points. Great Job Boston. Now wake up and get your ass back on here and talk trash.

Superdestroyers 63
Cutthroat Pirates 100

Well Superdestroyers, your season started out nice, but it had to come to an end. The Pirates not only slit your throat, they plundered and looted your team. The Cutthroat Pirates are the number one power house team. If you do not believe just go to standings, then click power and observe the Pirates just might take all the gold this year. They are also driving a new Cadillac all over teams.

Bartow Ford 113
SUKMYDITKA 100

Game of the week, but in reality SUKMYDITKA just got lucky to even get close to the undefeated Juggernaut of this league.

Madden Week 3 Awards:

Team of the Week: Boston Beer Works 140 points
Player of the Week: LaDainian Tomlinson 45 points
Game of the Week: Bartow Ford and SUKMYDITKA
Def of the Week: The Bengals DST 13 points
Most Improved Team: Boston Beer Works
The Shit Team: Superdestroyer 63 points (lowest points scored)

Records to break:
Highest points in a game: Boston Beer Works with 140
Lowest points in a game: Superdestroyer with 63
Tie with 100 points scored N.Y. Knights and Detroit Latin Stars
Team undefeated: Bartow Ford 3-0 (Season Record for this League)
Biggest Rival to date: Terror Squad VS N.Y. Knights/Gang Green