Madden Week 2 Report 2005

Sep. 20, 2005 -Madden's Weekly Report



John Madden here, well ladies week two is finally over.

There are a lot of owners who are afraid to get on this web site and post articles about their team or how they will destroy their next opponent.

SUKMYDITKA started off strong, and even took a few shots with the articles, but now he is in hiding. Superdestroyers even called you out and no response. I guess he knew he was no match for the Destroyers. Daddy Mo Bucs started off talking trash, but at 0-2 it is hard to talk much trash. Gang Green, Terror Squad, and Detroit Latin Stars, and Bartow Ford: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS AT.

It seems only N.Y. Knights and Boston Beer Works and Cutthroat Pirates are making any noise. Oh well if you are all scared just say your scared. Now let me, John Madden, start the Playmakers Fantasy Football Madden Week 2 Report:

This week had a lot of good close games. There was also a few blow outs too, right DMB and SUKMYDITKA. There was also a tie between N.Y. Knights and Detroit Stars according to Tuesday’s score they both scored a 100 points each. But as the rules go a tie breaker goes to reserve player’s total points. Stars got 83 points on the bench (WOW) and Knights got 56, so Stars takes the win.

Bartow Ford 77
Boston Beer Works 75

A very good close game, Bartow Ford takes the win by 2 points. Both Teams are very good. Do not let Beer Works 0-2 record full you. This team is for real. Bartow Ford is 2-0 and tied for first place with the Superdestroyers in the Titanium Division.

SUKMYDITKA 65
Superdestroyers 83

Superdestroyers are for real!!!!!! Is SUKMYDITKA’s week one win a fluke????? Madden wants to know. Superdestroyers are tied for 1st place in the Titanium Division.

Terror Squad 89
Gang Green 81

What a close game. If you all were watching this game, it came down to Monday night football. Good game guys. Both teams fought hard and Terror Squad turned Gang Green, Green hahahahah. Terror Squad may be trying to pull his way out of the Toilet Bowl. Hey how do you like the scoring system now Terror Squad. You would not have won if it was the other way.

There is no clear leader in the Crimson Division. Four teams are all 1-1. Terror Squad, Gang Green, Detroit Latin Stars and N.Y. Knights. Good close fight so far.

Cutthroat Pirates 130
Daddy Mo Bucs 86

Well there is not much I can say about this blow out. I have picked on DMB enough, Daddy Mo Bucs we are still buddies, your team just sucks bro. There is always next years draft.

N.Y. Knights 100
Detroit Latin Stars 100

There are records being set in this league. Here is another first for this league: a tie. However, the game does not end in a tie. The points on each teams bench (reserve players total) is how a tie is broken, and according to Tuesday’s scores: they both scored a 100 points each. But as the rules go a tie breaker goes to reserve player’s total points. Stars got 83 points on the bench (WOW) and Knights got 56, so Stars takes the win.

Well ladies it is time to hand out the Madden Awards for Week Two:

Team of the Week: Cutthroat Pirates 130 points Player of the Week: Donovan McNabb 40 points
Game of the Week: N.Y. Knights and Detroit Latin Stars 100 points each
Def of the Week: ( Four way Tie) Colts, Steelers, Giants and Eagles all with 19 points
Most Improved Team: Terror Squad after a shitty start, he came from behind and won this week.
The Shit Team: SUKMYDITKA 65 points (lowest points scored)

Records to break:
Highest points in a game: Pirates with 130
Lowest points in a game: SUKMYDITKA with 65
Tie with 100 points scored N.Y. Knights and Detroit Latin Stars